told you I wasn’t actually gonna let ‘em take too much off. the main problem was the bangs which were nearly to my chin & which are now only to my eyes. in the end I had to leave my hair long for the children. specifically for the one child whose 8-month portrait you see on the fridge behind me here. had I come home with short hair the chances of Total Toddler Meltdown were high. I could not risk those chances as I have to save my energy for the inevitable Why Can’t We Run The Vacuum Right Now, I Just Noticed There’s A Vacuum Over There meltdown.
this concludes today’s profoundly indulgent selfie-fest and I thank you all for your patience.
it’s about to go down
by request, attempting to document The Hair before I let somebody at it with scissors tomorrow. This is so totally the most death metal picture of me ever taken I don’t even know, feel like I need to get busy with a BC Rich and a couple of stomp boxes right NOW
Please watch this. Please. It’s important.
I am not kidding.
They’re not kidding
i lost it with the salad
completely lost it at the gravy
are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts
billy has no friends oh my god
Billy needs therapy.
aww yiss motherfuckers it’s time for this video
I brush off so many people who I know love me because they can’t see that I don’t love myself.