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rayislame:

"I hate Jack, he’s too serious." x

cptmalhammer:

Officer Bennett from Orange Is The New Black takes a shower. For the love of all that is holy, watch the entire 48 seconds. Bless.

I JUST WANNA LEARN WHERE I’M LIVING NEXT YEAR.

Why do I have to wait until I have less than a month to move in. Like please stop it.

I know a month is plenty of time to know my roommate and figure out how to move in and stuff, but I want to know now.

(Source: leaveyourallonthefloor)

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chloe-krankenschwester:

He’s the hero the Midwest deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

chloe-krankenschwester:

He’s the hero the Midwest deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

(Source: blahblahsimplebuteffective)

I’m going to try and write a chapter a week.

There’s a weekly critique thread on reddit.com/r/writing, and I’m going to try and have a new chapter every week (even though my chapters are pretty short).

I revised this thing.

I don’t think any of anybody ever wants to read anything I do.

Here’s the synopsis of this untitled piece of shit:

In this untitled work, three strangers are found together in a ‘68 Nova on its way West. 

The first character, and owner of said Nova, is Jeremiah Louis Straut. He’s a mild-mannered man that is very self conscious and very high-anxiety living in New York City. He is 35 years old and begins the story by leaving his work of 10 years.

The second character is 25 year old Eir Signy Walterson. She lives in between crappy apartments in New York City, and is currently homeless. She enjoys drugs and is somewhat an opposite of Jeremiah. She’s very outgoing, but is also self conscious and afraid of other people viewing her as weak.

The third character, Lantrice (Lan) Marie Sumner is picked up further along on Jeremiah’s trip in her home city of Minneapolis. She is a frequent hitchhiker, but is often taken advantage of due to her young age of 19. She lives in a tiny rundown apartment rife with prostitution and drugs, but she attempts to stay out of that lifestyle. 

Here is the story anyways, because this is my blog and I can do what I want.

(I’m sorry for berating you, I’m just tired and belligerent. I love you. Eh, fuck it, nobody read this far anyways.)

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avalooshe:

Crying